13 June 2007

R(A) - Do NOT Read If You Are Underage!!

MISS UNIVERSE: International Variations
Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2007

AMERICA
Question: Miss America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss America: Well, I can say that the male organ in America is like a gentleman.
Question: Why do you say so?
Miss America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman!
(Applause! Applause!)

SPAIN
Question: Miss Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull).
Question: Why do you say so?
Miss Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

PHILIPPINES
Question: Miss Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumours.
Question: Why do you say so?
Miss Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

SAUDI ARABIA
Question: Miss Saudi Arabia, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Saudi Arabia: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi Arabia are like thieves.
Question: Why do you say so?
Miss Saudi Arabia: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

INDIA
Question: Miss India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: Why do you say so?
Miss India: Because they work day and night.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

MALAYSIA
Question: Miss Malaysia, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like Proton cars.
Question: Why do you say so?
Miss Malaysia: They look tough but are actually very soft...
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

SINGAPORE
Question: Miss Singapore,how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss Singapore: Well, I can say that the male organ in Singapore is very kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: Why do you say so?
Miss Singapore: It always wants to rush in quickly, but leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)


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